Seen, Heard and Overheard Vol. 1

When at concerts and events, we always manage to see some hilarious, fascinating and sometimes thought provoking bumper stickers and T-shirts. While walking through the parking lot of the Scottish Games in Pleasanton, CA, we saw these:

When Jesus said Love Thy Enemy

I'm pretty sure he meant

not to kill them

and

Enough with the fountain of youth

How about a fountain of smart?

Then later, we saw this T-shirt on a lovely buxom, tattooed, hot-pink haired vixen roaming the grounds:

If I had balls, they would

be bigger than yours

Works for me! I'm gonna have to dig some of the past "Seen, Heard and Overheard" notes I've taken over the years.